My belligerent dog!

bel·lig·er·ent
–adjective
1. warlike; given to waging war.
2. of warlike character; aggressively hostile; bellicose: a belligerent tone.
3. waging war; engaged in war: a peace treaty between belligerent powers.
4. pertaining to war or to those engaged in war: belligerent rights. –noun

Or alternatively a dog who is now 11 in human years whose legs can’t hack the long walks her owner likes and who runs off & lays down when she has had enough and refuses to come back so you have to go find her! I think she pretends to be deaf. She isn’t deaf as she hears the call for going OUT on the walk clear enough … she just has enough half way round these days!

Also a dog who, when she cannot get into the car boot for a walk due to it being full up (and whose poor legs can’t handle jumping that high anymore) … who insists on sitting in the drivers seat of the car, despite not having a driving license (or opposable thumbs!) and refuses to move! In her defence there wasn’t much room on the passenger seat either as I’d shunted it forward to fill up the back more – and then stuffed an extra couple of shelves in the gap!!!

We went down the beach – she did her business – I cleared it up – she chased the ball a few times then took it into the sea for a good wash (she does like a nice clean ball! LOL) and refused to bring it out of the water! *sigh* an eventual lost ball when it went past “wading in wellies” depth! She then completely refused to move from where she was sitting on the sand … so I gave up and dragged her home! LOL